Monday, February 28, 2005
Naked
Call me weird, but I have never in my life spent one thought on my hairy underarms. I am a rather hairy woman, unfortunately, and with rather dark hair everywhere, so a lot of my grooming time goes into taking care of that. Legs, feet, armpits, eyebrows, privates, chin... but my underarms? Yeah, they are very fuzzy... but the hair is soft, and unlike on any other body part of mine, it is of a very light color.
And nobody ever complained about them, or made any comment...
So the other day I am coming upon this passage in one of the books I am reading ("Secrets about Men every Woman should know"), that says that one of the major turn offs for the men that were interviewed for the book were unshaved underarms.
And, with all my usual depilation efforts, my underarms have never as much as occured to me.
So I stuck out my bare hairy underarms, walked up to The Fiancé, shoved them into his face, and asked if he was bothered by what he saw.
He gave me a puzzled look.
I guess that means no?
Either way, I Nair-ed my underarms today. Smooooooth... I didn't know I had that many freckles on my arms... and worst of all... I feel naked like a slug now... it's like the first time I shaved my legs 10 years ago all over again...
And just in case you wonder... the #1 turn-off for men is vaginal odor. This bit of useless trivia was brought to you by yours truly. Good night! :)
And nobody ever complained about them, or made any comment...
So the other day I am coming upon this passage in one of the books I am reading ("Secrets about Men every Woman should know"), that says that one of the major turn offs for the men that were interviewed for the book were unshaved underarms.
And, with all my usual depilation efforts, my underarms have never as much as occured to me.
So I stuck out my bare hairy underarms, walked up to The Fiancé, shoved them into his face, and asked if he was bothered by what he saw.
He gave me a puzzled look.
I guess that means no?
Either way, I Nair-ed my underarms today. Smooooooth... I didn't know I had that many freckles on my arms... and worst of all... I feel naked like a slug now... it's like the first time I shaved my legs 10 years ago all over again...
And just in case you wonder... the #1 turn-off for men is vaginal odor. This bit of useless trivia was brought to you by yours truly. Good night! :)
