Thursday, January 20, 2005
Kiss Me(me)
I got this from a friend's blog, and since I have nothing better to do than sit here and wait for The Fiancé to crawl out of bed so I can haul his yummies to work, here we go:
Age of first kiss: Like... real stick-my-tongue-down-your-throat-and-slobber-all-over-you type kiss? 13. And it was the then hottest guy of the inconceivably mature age of 17, who everybody had the hots for, and who told me the week after that he'd not kiss me anymore, cause his ex-girlfriend called him again. Oh, how my heart broke...
Number of people you've kissed: Umm... about... ummm... a dozen? I never kept a list.
French kissing is: Nice when the other person has brushed their teeth.
The worst kind of kiss is: The Kiss of Death.
The best kisser you know: The Fiancé, of course. :)
The worst kisser you know: Oh, there've been a bunch. The worst? Probally that guy that cornered me once in a club to randomly make out so he could make his girlfriend jealous. Oh, no, wait... it must have been the guy who I had a short and feeling-less affair with for mutual exchange of bodily fluids, who told me it was my own damn fault that I couldn't cum within five minutes, and who was self-conscious of kissing cause he never brushed his teeth. Ugh.
The celebrity you'd like to kiss: Kate Winslet and/or Angelina Jolie. And Nicole Kidman, though I'd probally just lie by her feet in the dirt in reverence and whimper for her gaze to turn upon my unworthiness for just a second...
Friend you would like to kiss: Mmmmmhm... Jo... wait, does she even count as a friend after seeing her twice and then never again? *wails*
Favorite movie kiss: The drunk Rhett Butler and the pissed off Scarlett O'Hara on the stairs of their mansion, the day after Scarlett had been seen hugging Ashley Wilkes and was forced to attend to Melanie Wilkes' party...
Do you kiss on the first date? I have been known to, sometimes. And sometimes I don't.
Eyes open or closed? Like, is there a rule?
Average number of kisses you get a day: Ummm... 167.3?
Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend? No.
The last person you kissed: The Fiancé.
Best placed to be kissed: Ooooooooh... yes... moooore... ;)
Have you kissed someone of the same sex? *wails*
What about the opposite sex? Why, of course.
Do you consider kissing cheating? Yes, unless it's The Fiancé kissing his two female best friends hello.
The longest you've gone without a kiss: From when I was born to when I was 13. :P
The kiss you regret most is: No regrets... it's all part of life and who I am.
Kissing in public is: Very nice, as long as it's civilized.
Tongue rings are: Very exciting, when rubbed over my clit. ;)
Two girls kissing is: My next big plan...
Two guys kissing is: A guarantee to soak my panties, and make me wanna hump both of them.
Let's see now if The Fiancé's "5 minutes" have passed already, so I can ask him when exactly he plans to kiss another guy in front of me...
Age of first kiss: Like... real stick-my-tongue-down-your-throat-and-slobber-all-over-you type kiss? 13. And it was the then hottest guy of the inconceivably mature age of 17, who everybody had the hots for, and who told me the week after that he'd not kiss me anymore, cause his ex-girlfriend called him again. Oh, how my heart broke...
Number of people you've kissed: Umm... about... ummm... a dozen? I never kept a list.
French kissing is: Nice when the other person has brushed their teeth.
The worst kind of kiss is: The Kiss of Death.
The best kisser you know: The Fiancé, of course. :)
The worst kisser you know: Oh, there've been a bunch. The worst? Probally that guy that cornered me once in a club to randomly make out so he could make his girlfriend jealous. Oh, no, wait... it must have been the guy who I had a short and feeling-less affair with for mutual exchange of bodily fluids, who told me it was my own damn fault that I couldn't cum within five minutes, and who was self-conscious of kissing cause he never brushed his teeth. Ugh.
The celebrity you'd like to kiss: Kate Winslet and/or Angelina Jolie. And Nicole Kidman, though I'd probally just lie by her feet in the dirt in reverence and whimper for her gaze to turn upon my unworthiness for just a second...
Friend you would like to kiss: Mmmmmhm... Jo... wait, does she even count as a friend after seeing her twice and then never again? *wails*
Favorite movie kiss: The drunk Rhett Butler and the pissed off Scarlett O'Hara on the stairs of their mansion, the day after Scarlett had been seen hugging Ashley Wilkes and was forced to attend to Melanie Wilkes' party...
Do you kiss on the first date? I have been known to, sometimes. And sometimes I don't.
Eyes open or closed? Like, is there a rule?
Average number of kisses you get a day: Ummm... 167.3?
Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend? No.
The last person you kissed: The Fiancé.
Best placed to be kissed: Ooooooooh... yes... moooore... ;)
Have you kissed someone of the same sex? *wails*
What about the opposite sex? Why, of course.
Do you consider kissing cheating? Yes, unless it's The Fiancé kissing his two female best friends hello.
The longest you've gone without a kiss: From when I was born to when I was 13. :P
The kiss you regret most is: No regrets... it's all part of life and who I am.
Kissing in public is: Very nice, as long as it's civilized.
Tongue rings are: Very exciting, when rubbed over my clit. ;)
Two girls kissing is: My next big plan...
Two guys kissing is: A guarantee to soak my panties, and make me wanna hump both of them.
Let's see now if The Fiancé's "5 minutes" have passed already, so I can ask him when exactly he plans to kiss another guy in front of me...
